* Laughing Time With Me Me Me *
Morning everyone! Alright I'm kinda like laughing my ass off while browsing and looking at those pics which Yan has uploaded it. So freaking hell funny. Wanna know why, look through at the last pic and it keep me wondering why is there a tong Gas there??? Answer me Yan!!! Don't tell me you playing soccer and you need that tong gas? Cooking something huh after soccer? Hahahahahahahaha! Freaking Lamers laa You Yan!!! Just admit that You are much more Lamers than me kay syg! Tong gas and soccer? Tak kena langsung sey! So many things happen lately. I keep laughing at those jokes which people keep telling me non-stop! Lately a friend of mine, Faizal told me this. Last month he helped out at the mosque there doing some kebajikan by delivering kuih amal to people house. So first stop will be at Jurong. He went to this grandma house and she paid him. Suddenly she said this " Nah cu, nenek belikan kuih. gi makan (grandchildren I bought you some kuih, have some then) " Faizal quickly stop them cos the kuih has not been cooked yet! Its kuih pau goreng! And that grandma thinks it has been cooked already! Mampos sey kalau budak2 tuh da makan!
Secondly he went to this house at teban. He asked if anyone ordered the kuih. Then this auntie came said that maybe its her mum who ordered it. So this Faizal keep on waiting and waiting because the person who ordered it is still praying. So Faizal keep waiting outside and peeping through those windows and watch some of the tv programmes. Da macam pengendap! Hahas! Guess what, the mother is not only praying, she also read the quraan! So ended up Faizal waited like from 7pm to 8:15pm. Hahahahahahahaha! The sad part, the mother came out and said she never order! Buang blackcurrant jek wait and ended up she said she never order! I keep on laughing and laughing! Another thing is, faizal and his friends went to eat at ZAMZAM. So its like 1/4 of the place being booked by them.
The indian guy came and asked for the order. Guess what happened after that...That indian said this " I give you paper and pen, all of you wrote down what you want to order okay " So this berok2 wrote down and when the indian guy came and checked, he read this " what is mee goreng mata lembu besar punye? What is nasi goreng ikan bilis banyak sekali? " Freaking merepek laah dorg! Only Faizal ate murtabak and that indian guy gave like 5 plates of curry and cucumbers! They told the indian guy to keep those cos it will be wasted and this indian guy replied " its okay, we have a lot of cucumbers and we cooked alot of curry! " Hahahahahahahahaha! I can't stop laughing at those merepekers! And it's Sunday so yea, mum and dad gonna head off to wedding ceremony as usual and me me me? Slack around and seriously I'm missing my little man so so so much! But too bad Yan you are still The Lamers. 4-1 okay?Btw Yan what is S.I.P? Is it Singapore International Posers?
